David Beckham: Go3Pills, pills, and more pills. Celeb's are rocking those like the're going out of style. Haven't they always?! David Beckham's on-board but in a different way. This soccer superstar ( as perception has it ) is rocking a terrific new Brit brand (brand, not band - we'll let Posh do all the singing), Go3 (http://www.go3.com). Full of Omega-3's, these daily pills are the alternative to salmon consumption and source for a nutritional boost and brain cell building help. Ahh, we like.

Now if we only had the brain power that Beckham does. Um, or his marketing strategy. We liked his last goal where the keeper was? Living legend Beckham swallowing Go3's. There's nothing unsettling about that.

Go Go Go (3 times? Impressive )

Paris Hilton is known for trading best friends in once a yellow moon. Do we do the same? The media punishes but it's a common pattern you see friends do all the time. It's that internal mind battle when you're offended by a gf and ready to split the friendship train. We've got a little moxxie-licious DL for your LOL. hehe. Read on 'cause in honor of greenpeace and love/peace, we're cleaning out the closet and trashing the trash, but recycling what we can. Read on. . .

Trash = NOT worth your time! Dispose and let it be gone!

Recycle = worth the second shot, maybe one more round before expiration. It's the slim but worth another look.

Recycle or Trash "Those" Friends: Moxxie's Diagnosis #1. Uuuuhhhhh. You've befriended a cute girl who can throw back more vodka presses than you and do crazy poses in pictures without caring what the frat and sorority vanillas think. Buuut, she clenches on to your boy in front of your face 'cause she takes what she can. You know why she's doing it, but it still doesn't make it feel better.

Recycle or Trash? Trash.

While it may seem like a recycle situation, these people think of themselves first. In fact, without the drunken escapades and adventures, when the sun hits mid-day and the talk comes out, you'll find they're really the most self-absorbed with incredible insecurity issues. Everyone has insecurities, but the best friends are those who are there for each other, and not themselves, depicted by shallow actions and motivated by boys first. Uuuuhhh. mark the spot, moxxie, that was prioritizing!

#2. Alalalalla. You're friends with the cling-on who constantly needs shoulder to cry on. Nicest girl, most sensitive girl, world champion crier. It's taxing and depressing what do you do?

Recycle. Definitely give bleeding heart your time. Best bet is she cares more than anyone else about your problems and will help you with yours if ever needed. Maybe you have to prop her up all the time, but practicality has to hit sometime and other friends can always help, too. In the end, with the right friendship you have to offer, this girl can find her niche and happiness and progress to two legs with a cute skirt! Here's where the gold is - she'll understand the emotions you think no one else will and when you fall (probably less than oft) she'll be the one with flowers, comfort, and it'll be your turn to turn on the sprinklers and have a good one!

#3 Whahahahah? It's your friend who tells you they love you, but you've got much friendship invested and less attraction than you would have wished. They're butt-hurt and stand-offish after you let them know friendship is the best route. In fact, sometimes they're asshole 'cause they resent you for your rejection and themselves for saying anything

??? Recycle. Friendships that are strong, hold true, and you can work through it. They'll get over it and keep making an effort to "be friends" in "friend" kinds of ways. You can mitigate and lessen the awkwardness by over-compensating. Sounds weird? Give a whirl and keep the don't walk away with an "end" in fri"end."

#4. They told your secrets! This friend told what you really didn't want others to find out, and not only that, they may have said it in front of a bunch of people. Yeah, they were tossed and wasted, but the result was still the same. What to doooooo. . . .

Neither trash or recycle. Nothing to categorize here, just deal with the problem and move on. No one is perfect, and if there was a secret to tell, should have probably been out - maybe different context and delivery, but things are what they are and to keep them real, invite realistic and practical actions after this occurance

#5 The friend who you love and hate. It's really that love hate relationship that you like, then don't like, like then don't like. . the ebb and tide of friendship you'd prefer not to stress you out. It's not the normal ups and down of an averagel relationship, but the highs and lows of your bi-polar or controlling counterpart.

Recycle or Trash. Trash. It's better for both. Why stress yourself out over friendship when it should be healthy work that positively contributes to both parties. C'mon now, there are amazing people with really bad problems. It's really all of us, but packaged differently. However, creating pain for each repeatedly isn't so good for your aura. Breathe deep, drop the madman, and everybody will eventually find their own workable niche of friends. It's called making the right decision.

Do work and get it done. Recycling is healthy and good for the overall health of existance, but some trash needs to be over and done with and forgotten. Hope we helped!

Bachelorette # 1

Bio by Ms Moxxie gone MC Golden Shower I Mean Flower

McShutyourmouthwhenIMtalkingtoMEself: Moxxie's New Bachelorette. Do work!!!

Katie Larkin = Original owner of San Diego co-ed PL-YMCA hot stuff soccer team, Team McNasty and known as Mcshutyourmouthwhenyouretalkintome gone McshutyourmouthwhenIMtalkingtoMESELF. Nuff said? Nonono, more juicy details ahead. . . . Katie consistenty sings off-key and “neighs” for sound #1 and some people can’t tell the difference. JK! She’s a top tier brainiac with a crazy good athletic side and not just limited to drinking games. . haha. . . ultimate frisbee, soccer, chef de yummy food ( yes, that is a sport – cooking = a sport, starting now), running, hiking, and throwing down on her brothers. Ha.  all 500 of them or 5.

She loves the color green, any chick flick ever to have been made, downright dancin’ music, funky awesome jewelry, jeans, good genes, and cheesy reality shows. Red wine and dinner are dailies (yeah everyone eats dinner, but with wine. . only about 97% of wine-drinker-peeps- - um, wtf?), and she’s got this creative side that flares up once-in-a-while. I’m pretty sure that’s the only “flare-up” this girl has, ‘cept maybe a little temper here and there. . . guess the Jersey didn’t all leave with that westward ho move. Hahah, no “ho” here unless it’s a ho-lotta-best-friend-in-the-world-kind-of-ho. Heeyyyy hoooo, yeah, you, reading this. . . what kinda ho are you? You betta be a Katie-ho and do work. DO WORK!

  This girl is THEEE BEST, hands down, ho hands down, and if you don’t love her, well, then maybe you should take a good long look in the mirror and see if you are even capable of self love. J. Do work and give her as many XOXOXO’s as possible! Yayyy!

If you want a lack of baby momma drama ( no babies here unless you're one! ) then holla to kimmyejones@gmail.com for a Katie interview. . . .

Christina Aquilera: Pure in Las Vegas

"Beautiful" again at Pure in Las Vegas, Christina's post baby debut was this past Saturday in launching of the new Stephen Webster Silver Collection.

Elegant, "beautiful",now a moxxie-licious mommy and one of our favs!

The Lohan Girls: There's Plenty of SpotlightAccording to E, the world needed another unrealistic reality show, voila, “Living Lohan.” The newest show is to follow Dina Lohan, mom-ager to the red-hab re-headed Lindsay Lohan. Mama Lohan is on a mission to turn her other daughter into the next teenage train wreck, er, starlet. One daughter flashing her va-jay-jay and crashing cars was not enough!

We will finally get an inside look at the stage mom who goes way beyond mouthing the words to "I’m A Little Teapot" while her youngest pageant daughter dances onstage. We will get a peek at the mom who takes it to the next level, molding her kids into a schmoozing, posing, and programmed Hollywood tween-bot. If we’re lucky, we’ll even get a few scenes with estranged daddy Lohan. Ahh, family tv at its finest.

So, here’s to the mom-ager’s of today. May your Mom-ager’s Day be filled with every vicarious dream you could wish for. Here’s to you - always wanting to be a dancer, a singer, or an actress. And here’s to you making your kids work to pay for your mortgage and your Mercedes. Madness!

Anna Sui: American Royalty Fall '08

Nothing says it like a re-visit to heritage

 inspired fashion designs. Sui with her

Fall vibrant colors does earthy couture?!

Beauty is fashion is design is creation is

 inspiration, and purple tones evoke

 feelings of royalty. No doubt Pocahontas

wishes Anna Sui could have been designing

pretty princess garments in her teepee.

 No comment on the stereotype, it was an easy slip.

Casio’s new digs for the baby mommas without the drama! Casio Crazy: Techno savvy with summer moxxie flair!

The release of these watches, April 30th solidifies the up and coming flair for summer colors and youth-on-a-wrist, no matter the age drama free momma is sporting. Priced for the working teenager to afford, these beauty fashion candies are hard to pass up. Check them out at http://fareastgizmos.com for an online purchase experience. Moxxie thinks these spell yacht trips, a chilled sauvignon, and a cool spring breeze. . . mmm, mom’s in heaven!

The new watches also offer extra fun features such as an auto zoom function that automatically enlarges the figures on the display when the watch is angled toward the face for viewing, and the ability to customize the display style, for instance, reversing the background and foreground colors.

Spiffy, right?

Mother's day is approaching fast. Flowers, flowers, flowers! It's tradition, isn't it? Water, vase, your beautiful decadents, three weeks later, viola, it’s a recipe for moldy death and brown stinky water. Gross, c'mon, it's Y2K08!

Mothers Day Gift: Hearts and Love for Mom Moxxie's Solution: Orient and Flume - for both the traditional and contemporary personalities.

Don’t put flowers into these vases because the gifted artists of Orient and Flume already did, and have, since 1972! Did we forget to mention they are absolutely breathtaking? Artists here continue producing pieces of the world’s most beautiful art glass. We kid you not. And the petals won’t wilt. Yippee!

Our favorite is the Pink Hawthorne, no, it’s the Amethyst Iris Pilsner, no, the Blue Bamboo. . . well, obviously we can’t decide which one we favor the most. They are all so amazing. It’s the perfect flower power for the mother you adore.

Visit their website http://www.orientandflume.com to buy direct or to find a reseller near you. Oh, and you can also see their pieces at the Metropolitan, Smithsonian, and the Chicago Art Institute. Impressive. Just think, a gift like this makes you, well, moxxie momma's favorite (count on it).

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz: Prego? Classico? Ragu?

Ashlee Simpson: Perception-layer-only self-esteem built by "under-the-knife" procedures, money, and media bumping, is still a sweet girl (like Mandy Moore?), and now may be packing a Simpson II-Wentz offspring. We can't wait to find out and since she's dodging all questions, speculation is fair game. . . we wonder . . . The would be/is dad dons eye make-up + eh?, the mom sports nose surgeries so wonder what little up-and-coming will have on the 20-yr. plan. OK, ok, enough with the snarky - she looks great (call off the fork and spoon - they're late anyway, knife already did the trick), she stopped singing (bring out the china [that which isn't broken]), and whatever is going on, we hope it's happy news (champagne cheer, ooops, maybe apple juice for that stomach bump?) All in good fun. Seriously. XOXO.